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Is it the distance that is not right?
Or is everything not right?
She loves me, but not as a couple..
My Advice From Overseas…..
I moved to Berlin in August when I met my ex. We were friends from August-January, when I finally asked her on a date. It was great for about a month, and then she moved back to Denmark. We visited each other for a month or so before she decided it was “too difficult” with her big work load at her new job and finding out she will be there for the next 3 years at least. We love each other – is it just bad timing or more? She wants to move to NYC (planned before me in the picture), where I will be after that. She says she doesn’t know how she will feel then.
I’m sorry but it might be something more than the distance. Put yourself in her shoes. Would a heavy workload ever affect how you feel about her? What I mean is : are you making more of an effort to see her than she is to see you? What your probably feeling is your gut telling you that she is slipping away. If you truly love someone, and your out of your mind crazy about them the words, “I’ve got so much going on right now,” or “We will see how this goes,” never comes out of your mouth. If this is a long relationship, I would question rather you both can handle living apart without seeing other people. A lot of people can do this, but they both have to be one hundred percent committed to the relationship. If your gut is telling you your loosing her, you should defiantly have a serious talk with her. Sometimes no matter what the other person says we can feel this shift, or change that was different than before.
Do You Feel Like This?
When you feel your partner is falling out of love with you or is drifting away from the solid bond you once had it almost feels like a bad dream. Have you ever had a dream where she wouldn’t answer the phone for days? Or just dreams where she broke up with you? Do you try to tell yourself over and over again in your head that you are over-exaggerating? Do you have to constantly reassure yourself that everything is going good?
Having the feeling someone your with is acting differently towards you is scary. The different awareness is so strong that no matter how many times you kiss that person; there just not…there anymore. It is almost as if before there was this light behind their eyes that you never knew was missing until the moment it was gone.
That moment when the shift and flow of affection changes into deafening normalcy. The normalcy is so dead and numb, it’s mere presence almost knocks you off balance. What was once solid beneath your feet, the feeling you thought would never leave; is escaping.
In any case, relationships are hard especially long distance. I would always follow your gut.
P.S- If you suspect she’s cheating; I would use your tax return money to hire a private investigator.
All jokes aside good luck! I hope you guys get it together, or get happy with other people.
Love is hard;
It is so sad that whether you are a thousand miles away from the one you love; or just across the hall way, you can feel like there just not there.
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If He Say’s, “I am scared to be in a relationship.”
Bull Shit Myth #4
Pretend your guy had to fill this three question document out. I will answer for him.
Are you in a relationship? yes no.
Does changing from dating to exclusive scare you in the least bit? yes no.
Are you full of shit when you tell her you are scared? yes no.
Oh….I supposed to give you this letter first…Dear Yourself, Hey this is your gut instinct. You know how every time Frank says he is scared I scream, “He’s lying bitch! Don’t believe him!” I was just touching base to verify that is me screaming and not your cell phone vibrating in your purse. Looks Like I Will Be Talking To You A Lot If We Are Going To Around This Loser. Love, The one who tells you to run when someone chases you. Your Gut Instinct.
Let’s Conquer The Relative Possibility of Being Scared Of A Relationship First.
Is there such a fear in existence?
What do you do if he/she is scared to be in a relationship?
Can this fear subside after you have proved your loyalty?
Is being scared to be committed a valid excuse?
I will answer all these questions but before I do, I need you to participate in a quick exercise. Don’t read this questions below and think about relationships. Just think about times in your childhood, early teens, after high school, adult hood, or now when below.
Let’s Go To The Meaning Of Which You Associate This Fear.
#1 When is that first time you can remember feeling scared?
#2 What were you most afraid or fearful of as a child?
#3 Have you ever conquered a fear that was with you for years and now you have come to enjoy it?
#4 Think about a few things people easily are fearful of for a moment.
#5 When someone comes up behind you and you don’t expect it, would say, “You scared me!” apply to the feeling of fear or being scared for a second.
6# If you were scared to be with someone specific what would you do?
7# Have you ever been scared in or before a relationship enough to walk away?
8# If your scared to be with someone and linger them on knowing it’s not going to happen, or are unsure if the “no more fear,” Gods will let his/her positive behavior cure you?
If you are someone who is scared to be with someone, would it be presumptuous to say you also fear:
- hurting someone.
- creating more than you can handle: Dating two people. (one relationship is scary enough, bringing in two people wanting to be with you at the same time would be terrifying).
- dating someone or anyone who wants a serious relationship.
- making things slow: no one wants a scary situation to be given to them slowly they want it to be over fast!
- Wait for trust to develop: Trust is already apart of the whole package. Being scared can’t be subsidized because the fear of the relationship was there before the person was.
- continuing to talk this person who they are, “fearing from getting to close to because it would hurt.”
- trying to actively conquer this fear because trust and relationships in life is something that is always at risk of happening. Flying a plane might be a conquerable fear but those who succeed usually don’t have frequent flyer miles.
- don’t date at all. If you know that you are deeply scared about getting into something serious you cannot date. That would only give you too many chances at which that fear can be a reality.
BOTTOM LINE: Stick to spiders, unwanted hair, goblins, ghosts, flying air planes, and those movies that really scare you opposed to the ones you just pretend do.
Do you own a snake tank or cage?
Is This Snake Cage Next To Your Bed?
Snakes are only pets to those who do not fear them with terror. The feeling we get when someone scares us doesn’t feel like anything attached to relationship emotions. If Clowns scare you, then you probably would not get as close as you could to one for a long time. If you did, you certainly wouldn’t stick around as the clown friend, or take anything; especially time slow in the presence of one.
IF IT’S REAL. If HE OR SHE IS REALLY SCARED.
If a person is really scared to further a relationship then you can’t change that by showing him/her that you can be trusted. That person needs to go get some help or find some alternative to improve that fear and in the mean time leave us all alone. Humans and there emotions can’t be tested like guinea pigs to see if that “fear,” will pop up or not.
If you are suggesting that you yourself have been scared of getting into a relationship you either still got into that one anyway, or you didn’t really deep down like him or her.
NO YOU DID Not..
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Some quick thoughts and suggestions on how you should handle this.
Once upon a time you stopped calling and texting Craig. It sucked. Craig sucked. It all really fucking sucked. Three months go by and today you don’t care as much about Craig.
Craig’s phone rings with a voicemail alert that says, “Craig this message is to inform you April is not still obsessing over you. She will likely have a change at happiness. If you don’t fuck this up than and soon she will likely go meet a decent guy. Have a great day!”
Craig sends a trial text to see what level of effort he is going to use to seal your obsession with him longer.
Craig texts” “What up girl?”
April gets the message and now April is freaking the fuck out.
Best Thing To Do That No One Does: Say Nothing.
Worst Thing To Do EVEr! Text back, “So why do you care?”
He won’t answer your question. Then you will be pissed of f and want to know why. Before you know it you will be wishing you had not texted this loser something that of course you have every right to answer.
If you text, “Whats up with you?” These outcomes will become likely:
1. No answer (that will be three days later)
2. The next morning he texts back without an explanation which leads to more confusion and fun.
3. Or the booty call/love session of you feeling he’s back in your life and him feeling like your unhappy again/mission accomplished.
Best Thing To Do If You Want To Get Rid Of Him and Have The Balls.
“Hey Craig I am so happy you text-ed me because I am still in love with you and want to let you know if you want to be with me currently, I am still up for that.”
IF He answers with an answer that implies no (but maybe yes of course)?”
Craig: “Well why don’t we see how things go…”
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I Was Called and Tagged the Following and it isn’t even 6pm yet.
I think I did my job of pissing someone off today. Oh well, it made my smile. By the way, I might be crazy but not a psychopath (not yet anyway).
I took off the amazon blog because it was on my old blogspot address so I will give a few days to let Mr. Tag Fucker to Calm down and take a zanax before I submit this website kindle blog.
Dear tag enthusiast: Why didn’t you write a bad review instead of just putting up “f-you tag’s?”
Your a little bitch. My opinion. You made my day, and I am requesting some more tags as soon as my kindle blog debuts (the new one).
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Answer The Fucking Phone!
Before we get into social stalker lingo and stigma’s I want to reference something I personally find annoying. Most of the time, if she or he would answer the phone the first time then the “stalking,” extra seven calls would not be needed. There is no excuse to go MIA for two day’s if you’re dating someone or with someone. Pretty soon our cell phones are going to be so advanced, there will be an application that gives you a back massage. My point is this: The socially recognized advancement in our world’s technology mixed the understanding that you’re not that big of a dumb ass. You can’t prove you have a brain and then later act as if you are suddenly to dumb to function. Even if you say, “I hate you,” please answer. If your phone dies, cries, is stolen, or broken you can still use someone else’s phone in a less than 3 feet proximity.
If You Really Want To Quickly Call Off The Crazy.
If a person shouldn’t be calling at all, and blows up your phone then handle it quickly. Let’s say this person was once someone you wanted to talk tp and is now someone you wish you had never met but keeps calling. First make sure you don’t want to speak to this person EVER AGAIN. Now the next time, she or he calls answer the phone and say, “Please do not call me again. Thank you.” (SAY THIS USING THE SAME WORDS I STATED). I know what your thinking. Your probabley thinking that repeating this exact statement sounds cheesy, weird, not how you would say it, and won’t work. Well you are right! This is phase 1 and they all have to go in succession to work properly. Your tone also needs to be the, “ordering a pizza voice.” The voice you use to order a pizza is not to nice but not to blaze. You are also thinking about something so you are not so open to send out emotions such as fear, guilt, stress, or care. Don’t forget to practice your pizza ordering voice tone.
If he or she persists AGAIN answer the phone and say,-“Is there anything that you need?” (you do this just in case the person really just wants their stuff back. They might have left something at your house for example. There can also be a similar sort of understandable message that you would not object to acting on).
“Is there anything you need?” (90 seconds on your watch. Ready to time it? Ok….GO!)
If this person does not come up with anything justifiable in 90 seconds Then say, “I am sorry if I caused you to feel this way. If you contact me again I am going to call the authorities/cops/police.” Say this statement exactly as it is read except you can pick your word for calling the cop’s.
IF she or he calls again, CALL THE COPS! File a police report and meet with a lawyer to see what options you have in terms of well…anything.
I Will Stop There: Any further than this would take on another topic.
- KEEP IT SIMPLE.
- DON’T GET ANGRY.
- DON’T NAME CALL.
- You just don’t want to talk to this person. Lastly, If you think that there will be even the slightest chance you will want to contact this person ever again (booty calls count) than don’t follow these guidelines.
If I Wanted To Really Blow Up Your Phone I Would Use Explosives….Maybe…
Sorry Ladies, If we repeat our communication attempts we are automatically open for the label of “stalker.”
My Two Cent’s and More…(I am using the fun valley girl voice in my head in the statements below)
OK, I get the whole “stalker,” lingo used for chicks. If you OMG, call three times, and leave a text, and show up at the same party then your totally a f-ing stalker!
Really? No! Please. Your not a stalker, you’re not obsessed and you’re not crazy (in the are of stalking at least).
Society Says Re-Dial = Stalker Profile.
Short Story: “Frank Plays Show And Tell At The Bar.”
BIO – Frank: 23 male and during this story still sober. He just arrived at the bar and met up with his group of friends. He hears a text message high volume signal and decides to inform his friends that a new stalker is walking the earth.
Frank Say’s: “Man, this bitch is blowing up my phone!”
frank see’s: he looks at to no one specifically but three males in close proximity suffice his loud verbal summons call to the podium; so to speak.
Frank does: (1. laughs in higher pitch with words spoken in lower pitch. 2.frank centers on one person then looks around for the second most eager male candidate to show this event to close up).
Frank Say’s:“Come here look at this shit man!” Frank says while looking back down at his phone like it’s a lifetime NFL ticket package.
*Twiddle Dee comes over and we can’t blame him-everyone would want to see ok! That is the problem.
Twiddle Dee: “She’s a fucking stalker dude. (insert sexual infused justification retort here) fuck man.” (1.laughing in same low-high style Frank executed earlier 2. puts his hand behind Frank’s shoulder while laughing and released with a firm “pat of the palm.”).
They get drunk. No one reports a stalker on the loose. Frank’s bushes are free of humans all night. Frank doesn’t get secretly video taped, no one gets a “Frank Life DOT COM,” tattoo on their ass. – At least not this Frank.
So in this story we observed how any repetitive behavior made by a woman can be labeled or have her socially branded as a “stalker,”or someone executing stalker-like behavior. If hiding out in front of your ex boyfriends house with binoculars, some device, all while sitting in the bushes is equal to phone redialing then I should have crawled up the fire escape.
Elizabeth: (Elizabeth is talking to one of her friends) “OMG he is such a stalker. He won’t stop messaging me. It’s so weird. Get a life loser, I don’t like to be called seven times a day by you!”
Elizabeth is full of shit.
Let Me Explain: She likes the attention. She likes being in this position. You might be asking, “Why?” Well, there a few possibilities below.
Scenario 1: Elizabeth secretly likes the guy she is bitching about that won’t leave her alone. She even flirts with him and might even talk to him on the phone or MySpace, and Facebook regularly. BUT since this guy doesn’t pass the “my friends think he is the shit,” test she has to fight her affection by leading on this guy. When Elizabeth get’s to close to the guy she call’s a “loser,” she makes sure to keep her friends in the dark. By bringing this guy up, she can alleviate her guilt from liking him. As long as everyone she knows has an understanding that her connection to this guy is solely based on “his stalker,” status than her paranoia subsides.
Scenario Two: Elizabeth loves having a guy in her life that she can call her stalker. Why? She can tell everyone! She can announce that someone in the world thinks she is hot shit. She is basically trying to convey that being stalked means you so great that someone out there must take their admiration to far. In this case she is either exaggerating the guy’s calls. Or she is playing a little cat and mouse game with him. She doesn’t usually respond to his texts but when he stops texting her she will chime in again.Why would a guy put up with that? (you might be wondering) well, he is establishing connections with the possibility of a future in bed with this person. He thinks playing a little text game is easy, and worth it in the end if this leads somehow, someway to pussy.
Scenario Three: Elizabeth Is A Whinny Bitch Who Wants To Have Something To Whine About.
Elizabeth loves to complain and for people to feel sorry for her. The stalker guy situation is currently the best and only card she has to play. If she wants to keep listeners who sympathize with her whining, she needs to take what she can get in terms of material. If Elizabeth calls the cops on this person she will risk losing the excuse she has to complain.
The Only Way To Tell If Someone Really Thinks You’re A Stalker:
YOU ARE SPEAKING TO LAW ENFORCEMENT:
- You are surrounded by bars.
- Your family is being contacted to either tell you to stop the behavior.
- There is a police report.
Instead of answering a question about the status of a relationship, some people will put you in time out. As if to say, “you better not ask these questions again or you will be put in time out again!” We remember how bad time out is right?”
Time to think In Relationships.
When have you taken this time?
Where does one go during the time they think about this relationship?
Is there a time limit?
“Hey Jon, well it’s been a week and a half is the thinking time up yet?”
NO ONE DOES THIS!
If someone says they need to time to think they are punishing you from bringing up the topic. Adult Time Out. Instead of answering a question about the status of a relationship, some people will put you in time out. As if to say, “you better not ask these questions again or you will be put in time out again!” We remember how bad time out is right?”
Don’t agree to time out! Say, that you don’t need time to think about what you want.
“Hey Mark well it’s been a week and a half. Is the thinking time up yet?”
NO ONE DOES THIS!
If someone says, “they need to take sometime to think,” they are considering the pro’s and con’s surrounding a new job prospect, allowing their child to do this or that, or playing a triviality game where a time limit or request to take a time out is applicable.
Adult Time Out.
You thought time out was over once you hit adulthood didn’t you? Well guess what? The punishment or executing this type of learning to behave through eliminating all the fun can apparently involve adults.
Karen: “Hey Jon It’s October so I wanted to know if your ready to move closer like you said. I wouldn’t press it, only that you volunteered moving closer after October so I was just going to follow your lead.”
Jon: “Look, I think I need to take sometime think.”
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY IN TIME OUT!
How dare you ask a normal question? Well, Jon is making his girlfriend in this example, try to regret she ever brought up normalcy. He wants her to feel, “Don’t you do that normal stuff again or you know what happens!”
What Happens Next.
Well you love him so you freak. He takes a weekend to “not think about anything,” and you cry while reaching a new height of paranoia you didn’t think was possible. After punishment is over, you are scared to death Mr. Brilliant will need time to think again, and you could barely handle it the first time so you zip it.
What You Should Do.
Jon: “Look, I think I need sometime to think.”
Karen: Smile (eyes making a “you’re weird ,” face
Karen: “About what?”
Jon: “Well just where my career/life/shoes are going..”
Karen: “Well that’s weird. I don’t need time to think. I also know your full of shit. Call me when you want to answer a question that shouldn’t even cause a fight.”
HE THROWS A FIT-KEEP WALKING!
He calls, and says something to try to get under your skin. You hang up.
Wait In Hell.
Unfortunately, paranoia weekend still ensues and begins. Your still worried because we can’t help that.
- At least this time your paranoid without submitting to be placed in adult time out, and engaging his behavior.
- At least you don’t have to be a party to play pretending. Or play along and accept your time out and his time not thinking. Was this not covered in age 1-8?
Jon begins to take sometime to ponder this whole situation on day 1 and 1/2. But Not About The Simple Question that He Refuses To Answer.
After Jon shits himself on day two.
When he say’s, he is so-so sorry and blames his momentary lapse in mind usage on someone’s death (he never knew the person or they passed away when he was three) or something, let it go BUT NOT WITHOUT saying, “
“Hey Jon It’s October so I wanted to know if your ready to move closer like you said?”
REPEAT IF NEEDED OR, IF JON SAYS, “We will talk about it later.”
Remember The Morale Of The Story!
Don’t agree to time out!
- Say, that you don’t need time to think about what you want.
- Put him in time out until he or she comes back and makes some since. “I am sorry,” is not an acceptable come back.
- Answering your question is acceptable if he or she comes back realizing that only toddlers are put in time out and not adults engaging in behavior you both have created.